Feuding Ladies

Two ladies lived next door to each other and had been feuding for a long time. One Christmas, one of the ladies looked out her window one day and saw her German Shepherd shaking the life out of some animal. When she ran outside and took the animal from her, she realized that it was a rabbit...her neighbor's pet rabbit. It was lifeless and filthy from being shaken from the dog. She wasn't going to get blamed for this one. She put the rabbit on the end of her broom and took it into her house. She gave it a bath in her tub using shampoo and cleaned it to a sparkling white. Then she used her blow drier to dry it and make it look like nothing had ever happened. After laying it back on the end of her broom, she carried it outside, hopped over the fence to her neighbor's yard, and carefully laid the rabbit back in his cage. Then she sneaked back over the fence quickly so as not to be seen. A little later, she heard her neighbor lady screaming outside. She ran out and asked the neighbor, "What's wrong?" The neighbor lady said, "Our pet rabbit died two weeks ago, and we buried him, and now he is back!!"

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